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Fucktoy Friday 7 (Drunk Tweeting)

An appropriate Guinness ad. A continuation of the last blog post linked below...Me. Right this minute at J's house. Too long for a tweet! http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/2011/01/this-is-fucking-hot.htmlGot off really fast waiting for the head on the Guinness to settle. Drunk tweeting. Probably not a good idea horny and in full subby mode...Oh. It's #fucktoyfriday! Can I still be ...

This is fucking hot!

I went to work tonight, but was offered the night off. I turned around, walked out, and went to J's. I was unable to reach him by phone, but knew he would be there.Another car was here and I was uneasy. He had a date. I was invited in and introduced to her. Then he ...

Gangbang Fantasy

"Have you ever fantasized about participating in a gang bang (giving or receiving)?  And have you actually participated in one? If yes, would you do it again?" Answer here I asked this formspring question earlier today. It was nice to read the responses and know I am not totally crazy with some of the thoughts I have. 😉 The ...

A Slut’s Life (Part 8)

*These are my tweets from the last month. These little bits of text show a lot of what's going on with me that I don't write about. Newest tweets are on top. But came. ;)Sitting here horny, ducked up, and eating pizza...Back in the house. Can't find the #Hitachi. Fuck it! I have fingers... Total stranger. ...

72 Hours- Football and Clean Up on Aisle 12

The pro football Hall of Fame Game is on right now. Why does that make my mouth water and knees ache? Maybe this season I will actually get to SEE a game. Last year I didn't see a game until the Super Bowl. ;)Just hearing the game on is triggering all sorts of memories. And ...

Me. Now.

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A Slut’s Life (Part 6)

Whether it's dinner or me... It's all good... “@ButchtasticKyle: so you like your Tops in an apron cooking up the good stuff? ;-)”43 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhoneAlready have been doing that all morning. 😉 “@saynine: @SlipperyWhnWhet lol, ok. You can use your hands.”about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone@saynine can't tweet that ...

Fun with Captain Aizen

Poorly edited and not formatted. This is who I blame for my oversleeping today. ;P9:48:59 PM slipperywhnwhet: *sigh*9:49:07 PM M: sigh?9:50:12 PM slipperywhnwhet: Damn. Can't paste link9:50:26 PM M: link to what?9:50:52 PM slipperywhnwhet: Aslutsmemoir.com9:54:54 PM slipperywhnwhet: Called a safeword9:55:14 PM M: ya i read that before9:55:23 PM M: sorry to hear9:55:45 PM slipperywhnwhet: Forgot ...

A Slut’s Life In 140 Characters Or Less (Part 5)

This has been a Tweety kind of weekend. Since I am going to be occupied all morning, hopefully this will entertain until I write about more sluttiness... ;)Screw "multiple" orgasms, I want "innumerable" orgasms! Glad I have a friend with a fetish for that! 12hrs to go.about 4 hours ago via webDecision made... Masturbate ...

A Slut’s Life in 140 Characters Or Less (Part 4)

No longer an owned submissive... back in full slut mode... now with a masochistic twist... ... Which reminds me...Apparently I am the 7 am Monday morning breakfast buffet... What a great way to start the week!! ;D17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhoneHow did I end up Google's #4 for "advanced male masturbation techniques bondage subspace"? ...