Slut Quotes

I didn’t pick them… You guys on Twitter did…

Why is it called ‘blow job’ anyway?
I don’t blow, & ‘job’ sounds like work.
How about ‘swallow fun’ instead?

 
Girl: “He peed on me.”
Me: “I think that means he really likes you.”

 
“god, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to tell my mom to blow it out her ass…”

 
Subs remember that sometimes anger over a wrong doesn’t surface for days. Like subdrop. Have a support network if you play on the dark side.

 
“Men who are good with cats are usually good with women.”

 
I don’t do ‘innocent’ well.
 

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could safeword in real life?

 
Sexy isn’t in your body. It is in your soul.

 
Yay! Prevention is fun! RT @UberFacts Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease by 50%.

 
I love it when one holds me down, his hand clamped over my mouth, so another can use me harder. Then they trade… again… #FucktoyFriday

 
“I would call you a cunt, but you have neither the depth nor the warmth.”

 
Hey guys quit sending cock pics. If I want to see one all I have to do is ask any nearby man. And believe me I’ve seen better than yours. 😉

 
Inject oranges the day before with vodka.
Then eat them.
Best. Screwdrivers. Ever.
And environmentally friendly.

 
It is masturbation o’ clock!

 
Hey everybody! @slut_t has her phone on vibrate on her bare cunt under skirt at work until lunch. EVERYONE say “Hi” to her… 😉 Please RT!

 
Video: Mmm… Throat fucking and bukkake… from a very sexy Dom… http://tumblr.com/xrx186gd7a

 
The music my collar made as I worked made me smile all night. The rings jingling reminded me of fucking. No one else knew what the sound was.

 
“Never water yourself down for someone who can’t take you at 100 proof.”
~a coworker on FB

 
My mind goes into a very different place when I go into Subby Service mode. A very happy place. Ego reduction is not a bad thing. Freeing.


“May I please cum again Sir?”
“Yes, if you must.”
“Oh, I must Sir. I must.”
*slutty grin*

 
Video: #FucktoyFriday Me cuming. Hard! The story I have yet to write… http://bit.ly/eEx3Cx


I can make even a funeral sluttier. #Slut

 
Any bar that stocks boxes of wet wipes & bowls of condoms in every possible location is now my favorite bar.

 
I said the other day I wanted to learn how to make towel animals. Now I know how to make a towel cock. http://bit.ly/oL5L0w
 

Yes. The rape/kidnapping story: http://t.co/kYLqBle “@xntrickk: @SlipperyWhnWhet was that a pre-planned experience?”

 
So if you star my tweets but don’t talk to me, it’s like you’re a secret admirer. Or a stalker. Or want to fuck me. Whichever. Thank you.

 
Some are under the impression that I am the perfect sub. This is not true.

 
RedTube link: http://t.co/pvprlox0 There may be other interesting things there… 😉

 
“There is only Sir. And oxygen. The second is a privilege. I exist for him.” *eyes lose focus*

 
Just look at what happens when my mood turns switchy… http://t.co/p9bI29RR http://t.co/CXoZ0aAn

 
I wrote it. Finally. Public Exposure: The Third Birthday Fantasy | A Slut’s Memoir http://t.co/mdxVdXzo

 
#ThingsILearnedLastNight: I truly am a slut.


Submissives: The one thing you can’t be subby about is your own aftercare. Demand it! Explain your needs before. And have a backup. #Subdrop

 
Please don’t ask me what I think then tell me it’s wrong.

 
My post upset/angered some. Trigger warning … Fuck you. Without a condom. | A Slut’s Memoir http://t.co/wkFNGQJ7

 
“How r u” tweets bug me. Let me stop tweeting how I am & type it all over just for you. It’s Twitter, not IM. If you really care read my TL.

 
Unfollowing disrespectful tweets about a death. Period.
Comment Here or Tweet Me.
Thank you.

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