A Submissive Masochist Slut’s Review of 50 Shades of Grey

I caved. I read it. I didn’t read it to count the number of times the same words were used. I didn’t read it to bitch about how much better I could have written it. I started reading with an open mind. I tweeted while I was reading the book, and after I finished it.

I am… reading 50 Shades… *hangs head in shame* 

One can not mock what one has not read. 

Sometimes… ok, all of the time… my facial expressions give me away. I shouldn’t read this book at work on the floor. 

The juniors clothing sections should go ‘kinky’ after the movie. I fit in those sizes right now. Junior girls have the best slutty clothes. 

Having it *did* start an interesting conversation at work last night… 

“Oh, you’re reading that book too?” *grins* 

Finished the book. Six lashes? Seriously? Try 100! 

*now passing that book on to a coworker* 

That book wasn’t written for experienced masochists, but I can understand the buzz for vanillas. I remember back then… ‪ 

I also can’t say it was written well… but then again, my blog isn’t either. 

They also cut out some of the most fun stuff with that hard limit list… ;) 

But it did get me wet. 

I am a masochist. I do not write fiction. And I am bored enough at work to tweet a link into the ‪#50shades‬ hashtag. ;)100 Lashes 

I can only speak for myself. To me submission = confidence.

So many have mocked the writing, the research, the characters. I have more important things to do with my life.

What if all of this helps some women find what I have found?

I do remember back then before I knew anything at all about kink. It hasn’t even been three years for me.

I remember that first time.

I remember a tall, mysterious man with unreadable grey eyes… and so many rules… so strict…

I remember being swept up and away by all of the sensations, by the surprising joy I found in only being an object for his pleasure.

I remember that fucking.

I remember falling helplessly, hopelessly in love with him.

I remember the devastation when it ended.

It was only the beginning…

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