Google’s #1 Real Slut…

Every now & then I check the keywords used in search engines that find my blog. Some are funny. Some are disturbing. And some just make me grin for the sheer joy of being a slut. This was one of those days.

Someone typed “slut” on Google.com. There are “about 367,000,000 results” for that search. I was number 5. I’m not sure how I am going to beat out Urban Dictionary & Wikipedia though for that number one spot… 😉

Here are the top eleven “Sluts” according to the #1 search engine in the world:

1. Urban Dictionary: slut A definition.

2. Slut – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A definition with a bit more background and links on the word’s history.

3. SlutLoad.com – Free Porn Videos / Upload Porn For Free Not just one slut, but many sharing videos. (I should upload my videos here…)

4. OkCupid | The Slut Test A quiz. (BTW, I only scored 88%… Need to work on that…)

5. A Slut’s Memoir Yours truly. A human. An actual slut.

6. Sluts Videos Again, videos of many sluts.

7. slut – definition of slut by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and … Yup. Another definition.

8. slut – Wiktionary Jeeze… Competing with so many definitions…

9. Slut | Free Music, Tour Dates, Photos, Videos A band’s MySpace page…

10. Ride The S.L.U.T. The South Lake Union Trolley here in Seattle. (I keep saying I need to ride it and get the shirt…)

11. Cane-A-Slut Day (CaneASlutDay) on Twitter The sites twitter page. Their site is full of pics of sluts… (and yes, I *am* on there…)

So out of the Google Top Ten (plus one), I am the only human slut. The only *real* slut… The others are reference or collections…

So that must make me Google’s #1 Real Slut…

Even though that means absofuckinglutely nothing, it makes me smile, and makes my walk just a little bit more slutty… *giggles*

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4 Responses
  1. deviousbydesign says:

    Impressive. Most impressive.

  2. sprocket says:

    I should get your autograph while I can….=) which toy should I have you sign? smiles