Oops, Did I tweet that? (Part 2)


More of my tweets others liked enough to retweet in their original form. I didn’t pick them, others did.

Many others are favorited, but not retweeted. If you really care, you can read some of those here.

A continuation of the list started here.

I am thinking about wearing some of my tweets on t-shirts. πŸ˜‰Β 

You want to watch unresponsive women being beaten? RT @Linbeck: @SlipperyWhnWhet I wanna watch
8 Aug

“It’s my fault Sir. I started it.” *whack w/ belt* “Sir, I think I was more naughty than that. I’m sure I started more shit too.” #Maso
8 Aug

You are now entering the sub zone. Caution, subspace ahead.
7 Aug

Love the 30 minute rule! Off to masturbate myself into a puddle & go to sleep… @Dom2U2 @slut_t
7 Aug

Cyber beatings just don’t feel the same. Like cyber cock.
6 Aug

Some people like extreme sports. I like extreme sex.
5 Aug

Losing consciousness fast. Nap time for me.
4 Aug

I said the other day I wanted to learn how to make towel animals. Now I know how to make a towel cock. http://bit.ly/oL5L0w
2 Aug

I must remember that one. RT @dangerouslilly: I like this: “I’d call you a cunt; but you don’t have the depth or warmth”
30 Jul

There are some pains even a masochist can not take.
30 Jul

@VeronicaASM You are welcome I had my girlfriend fuck your husband. You would like her too. πŸ˜‰ @hubman38 @JokerSATX
29 Jul

“Laughter (noun) – When a smile has an orgasm.” Love it! RT @hubman38: New Definitions http://bit.ly/pyYVMQ
28 Jul

Sometimes I am amazed/disturbed by search terms people use. Then I realize they found my blog using them. I should be ashamed of myself! πŸ˜‰
28 Jul

@hubman38 MRT @Mollysdailykiss: If you know of any WW players please let them know about this http://mollysdailykiss.com/wanton-wednesday/
28 Jul

Hubby & pet went to get groceries. Perhaps she should masturbate in the car… πŸ˜‰ @slut_t
22 Jul

Stopping to read #FucktoyFriday tweets was a bad idea. It smells like pussy now, but I must pack. If I’m not a good girl Sir won’t beat me.
22 Jul

Negotiating limits usually starts with light spanking & works up. Much more efficient for me to start with death & work down. #FucktoyFriday
22 Jul

It’s not that they can’t hear you scream. It’s that they don’t care. #FucktoyFriday
22 Jul

That moment… I forget the others, the cameras, pain, everything… My universe is now only Your voice & waiting to breathe. #FucktoyFriday
22 Jul

In the right context hearing a man say “Suffer” makes my cunt twitch.
21 Jul

When I was in the Navy I couldn’t sleep underway & was always horny from the vibrations. Good thing the Navy was nice enough to provide men.
21 Jul

*Hopefully* I will get my cast off today. Everybody cross fingers, toes, eyes, but not legs…
21 Jul

Submissive vs. Submitting http://bit.ly/qqf2Xr
20 Jul

I love it when he calls me ‘My slut’.
20 Jul

I love being completely used. Just saying.
20 Jul

It can be done. β€œ@ThaOcean: If I were a Jedi Master I’d be jerking off like all the time with my mind.”
19 Jul

You must realize this is fully slut mode. No filters right now.
19 Jul

Me to hubby: “I’m a good wife.” Him: “You’re a slut.” Me: “He called me a slut!” @slut_t rolled over & said “Oh how sweet!”
16 Jul

*evil grin* #FucktoyFriday MRT @slut_t: Sir has sent me off with a bag of evil and a cane for @SlipperyWhnWhet and the Hitachi… mercy!
15 Jul

The crack of the bullwhip causes a puddle on my seat. It coiling around my throat makes me purr. The tightening makes me fly. #FucktoyFriday
15 Jul

Slut Rule #1: Always have a backup. (Not just talking about cock.)
14 Jul

Reminded pet to bring Hitachi. Hubs: “It’ll be too loud.” Me: “It’s not that loud.” “Not talking about vibrator.” “Oh, I can fix *that*!” πŸ˜‰
14 Jul

For me Jello Wrestling is far more fun if I am in the jello. Not as much fun just to watch. Stupid cast…
13 Jul

Now I have to go put on my makeup so Sir can remove it with my tears.
12 Jul

@Pissgums My favorite perverts are gentlemen. Or maybe my favorite gentlemen are perverts. Either way… love them!
11 Jul

Country doesn’t cheer people up. ;P RT @XDustinEFLX: @SlipperyWhnWhet Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. http://youtu.be/d2aeRg_yMSE
10 Jul

There *is* such a thing as too big… well, too big to go first…
9 Jul

Fifty birthday spankings isn’t that much pet. Fifty spankings each from fifty Sadists is. Bend over. Happy Birthday @slut_t! #FucktoyFriday
8 Jul

“god, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to tell my mom to blow it out her ass…”
2 Jul

“Slut can’t answer your tweet right now. She’s so far in subspace it’ll be a while before she can comprehend human language.” #FucktoyFriday
1 Jul

I got in trouble for the hint to @slut_t. Told Sir my lips were now sealed. He said “That’s a first.” *insert bratty response here*
30 Jun

So where’s a good place to upload and host… um… racy video?
29 Jun

I just sent a picture of my cunt to Cookie Monster. Sesame Street will never be the same to me now.
23 Jun

Come on ladies, help me out! They’re always asking to see bits of us. Make these guys all post their butts. #ShowUsYourButtsGuys (Please RT)
23 Jun

Boob Juice FTW!!! RT @HotintheTropics: @willfulenslaved @SlipperyWhnWhet @themrchien exactly – breastfeeding is the best way to go
21 Jun

I sometimes wonder why so many men are afraid(?) to talk to me on the public timeline. Yet the DMs are just normal talks.
21 Jun

Being called “…one of the filthiest, depraved, sexually ravenous sluts I have ever had the pleasure of encountering…” made me smile. πŸ™‚
20 Jun

Can an employer have some employees (eligible for workman’s comp) on “light duty” & tell me they can’t give me any? I have a Dr’s note too.
20 Jun

I am broken. πŸ™
19 Jun

Ha ha ha! They should. RT @newkingofmedia: Do they make “I’m Sorry your dad saw those cock pics I sent you at Father’s Day Lunch” Cards?
19 Jun

Seriously iPhone, as many times as I type “fucked” why haven’t you figured out yet I am not trying to say “ducked”?!?!
19 Jun

More rest, ice, compression, & elevation will help… Right? I hope so. Work tonight & always running there. A test of my masochism… :-/
19 Jun

It hurts so much more now that the endorphins have worn off.
19 Jun

My graceful exit from that Dom’s house this morning included a tumble down the stairs. 4 hrs of ice & elevate later my ankle is swollen. πŸ™
19 Jun

What? “@Pissgums: @SlipperyWhnWhet 3:36 is a beautiful one …”
19 Jun

Too bad 911 doesn’t respond to “I need chocolate” or “I need cock” calls.
18 Jun

Video: I love the sound when the paddle rings. πŸ˜‰ http://tumblr.com/xrx31r1746
17 Jun

The men are done & Sir tucks us in. You think it’s finally over. It’s my turn to use you pet. Better get licking… #FucktoyFriday @slut_t
17 Jun

My cunt needs to swallow a cock. Now.
14 Jun

A perfect day to get fucked up & fuck. *sigh*
13 Jun

First I’d have to smear it on. β€œ@stripeysoxrule: @SlipperyWhnWhet mmm eat the cake off of me”
13 Jun

“Thank you for hurting me.” #RandomBitsOfMyWeekend
12 Jun

Aww… @slut_t, hubby just asked about his ‘other wife’… πŸ™‚
12 Jun

Pain. It’s not a ‘want’ it’s a ‘NEED’. #FucktoyFriday
10 Jun

Stuck inside giant, metal, vibrating boat again with men all around. I behave, but visions in my mind are twisted. #FucktoyFriday
10 Jun

Ok @willfulenslaved, you blow all the guys on that side of Twitter & I’ll blow the guys on this side of Twitter. Meet you in the middle…
8 Jun

Cool. I get to sit on my ass and surf the Internet all night. And get paid. A treat for the shit I had to deal with last night. πŸ™‚
7 Jun

Kinky. Bestiality, bondage, & necrophelia all in one! @Juancafe13: @SlipperyWhnWhet OOO I like how that sounds. Tied to a bear?”
7 Jun

Wishing there were mandatory masturbation breaks for everyone at work. Some of my coworkers are too uptight.
5 Jun

Eliminating tumblr spammers has made it much easier to keep up with my timeline.
3 Jun

New post on my blog. The story I never talked about… http://bit.ly/lW4EgF @saynine
3 Jun

Back in the room I need to pee. On the toilet you shove your cock down my throat & tell me to piss while you face fuck me. #FucktoyFriday
3 Jun

Got the answer I was waiting on. Orgasm here I cum! Then sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.
2 Jun

Nickelodeon has a show I can’t watch. I keep thinking about gloryholes everytime I hear “Show me that hole in the wall!”
1 Jun

Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet… I’m hunting pussy.
30 May

A girl on fetlife asked of my experiences shown in some of those photos. I sent her a link. Bad idea for me to read it. aslutsmemoir.com/2010/10/birthd…
27 May

It’s a long weekend. Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. And if you do, for goodness sake, POST PICS! πŸ˜‰
27 May

I’d mentioned the hot tub, two doms, woman, & transvestite from the other night. I hadn’t mentioned the dog “Duke” yet… πŸ˜‰ #FucktoyFriday
26 May

I have a question for the #painsluts out there: “Thuddy or stingy?” (Please RT. Thanks.)
23 May

If you liked the Hot Wax story, you might like this one. http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/2011/03/stolen.html
22 May

Apparently my subconscious doesn’t have hard limits.
22 May

I am still sometimes disturbed by the dark images that intrude in my mind when I masturbate, and often surprised at which make me cum.
22 May

Strippers or whores? I generally prefer the company of whores. One tells you what you want to hear. The other says what you *need* to hear.
21 May

β€œWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” ~Mae West
21 May

In Your collar & leash only. His orders- “Ride this until I return. It’ll only be eight hours or so.” http://bit.ly/j234Go #FucktoyFriday
20 May

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.” ~Mae West
19 May

I’m in a “strut up to hot contractors, drop to my knees, & open my mouth” kind of mood. Oh, look! Hot contractors waiting with me. #Chicken
18 May

The Hitachi Magic Wand is the most sadistic tool of all in the wrong (right) hands… Now they will all have them… *whimpers*
14 May

A guest blog post: “Her Defiance” by @Juancafe13. http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/2011/05/her-defiance.html
12 May

Why is this ride so choppy? The rocking isn’t helping! My torment: Surrounded by men inside giant vibrating boat, horny as hell…
11 May

On Sinful Sunday it’s all about the image. Think hubby will like my anniversary surprise? πŸ˜‰ http://bit.ly/iHYKkI
8 May

“I am leaking your best friend’s cum Sir.” “Good girl.” #FucktoyFriday
5 May

“Masturbate while waiting.” At a busy, well lit port truck stop in full view. “Yes Sir.” He didn’t say cum. Could’ve been much crueler! πŸ˜‰
2 May

I fear this is not an end. Only a bigger can of worms opened. I honor those who have already died, & mourn those yet to come.
1 May

I am a US Navy combat veteran & glad the search is over, but very embarrassed by America right now. Dignity people! It’s a solemn day.
1 May

Watching people rejoicing over a death. High fiving. When we see it on tv happening in another country we call it barbaric.
1 May

As a veteran I have lived around the world seeing the US thru eyes of others. Be aware of how you would appear right now.
1 May

Really wishing my mobile Twitter app had a filter right now.
1 May

Read this. My blogging idol. The wise & wonderful @Mollena is the shit! http://www.mollena.com/2011/04/i-see-what-you-did-there/ 4/15
29 Apr

Hubby & I talking about 1st time we held hands. He looked down and saw me holding hands w/ another guy too. I had a back up plan. #Romantic
24 Apr

FINALLY! Ok, here it is. My Wanton Wednesday post. “Three Ginger Plugs” http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/2011/04/three-ginger-plugs.html
20 Apr

I agree! β€œ@Juancafe13: @SlipperyWhnWhet Different is what makes life worth living.”
20 Apr

Hot caption! β€œ@EroticHeat: Photo: ready to submit to a long, firm, relentless fuck into the depths of mindless orgasm? tumblr.com/xax26vjxqy”
19 Apr

Ladies, sometimes you just have to assert yourselves even if you are submissive. TELL HIM WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. Or drive yourself crazy.
19 Apr

Starting the day with erotica in my email picked out just for me. πŸ™‚ Thank you.
19 Apr

Noted. β€œ@willfulenslaved: DON’T SHART YOURSELF!!!”
17 Apr

yes. πŸ˜‰ RT @slut_t: “are we still playing Twister” @SlipperyWhnWhet
16 Apr

Omg! I need to fucking cum right this minute!!! Off to clock in… *groan* #FucktoyFriday
15 Apr

“Men who are good with cats are usually good with women.”
15 Apr

2. Masturbate. I really could most likely get away with it all night long right now, but the idea of explaining that to unemployment sucks.
14 Apr

OMG @kinky4me this is the cutest avi ever!!! I miss seeing your ‘cock’, but LOVE this! http://yfrog.com/gyb8usaj
13 Apr

“Just hearing your voice on the phone makes me wet Sir, even when we aren’t talking dirty.”
13 Apr

Question for the ladies: What is your first thought when you see someone with a cock shot avatar? Just curious.
13 Apr

And I though they were sadists… *that’s gonna hurt later* β€œ@RainBouz: @SlipperyWhnWhet awww and they didn’t?? Poo”
12 Apr

They can be EVIL too. Would choose beating over Hitachi torture! β€œ@faydreh_kitty: I still haven’t gotten to try one of those :(”
12 Apr

Sometimes I wish I worked with more men. Sometimes I am glad I don’t. This is a craving cock day. Wouldn’t get much work done if it was here
10 Apr

Now I’m in this kind of mood: yfrog.com/h02ksfknj
9 Apr

Would give anything to hear those three sweet words right now… “Worship My cock.”
9 Apr

Slutty. Now very tired. RT @elderwood10: @SlipperyWhnWhet good. So how u been
8 Apr

Had to safeword last night. He shot me straight into subspace after Sir had beaten me off the planet the night before. #FucktoyFriday
8 Apr

RT @GeorgeTakei: The govt may shut down, stop working this week. Question: How will we know it’s happened? #IRRest
7 Apr

Today would be a good day to get pulled over, handcuffed, & fucked senseless on the hood of a police car. But it’s raining. #FucktoyFriday
1 Apr

At first I serve them only to serve you Sir. Then I realize this is what I am. I serve all cocks. http://yfrog.com/gyawswaj #FucktoyFriday
1 Apr

The men take me, fill me with hard cocks. I gasp for air when I can, tears running down my face. I see You smiling, filming. #FucktoyFriday
1 Apr

“Yes Sir, I will do anything you ask.” He smiles & opens the door. “For starters, suck every cock in that room. All 20.” #FucktoyFriday
1 Apr

Now I am craving Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. It’s all your fault. You know who you are.
31 Mar

My answer to “What’s your favorite sexual position?” The fetal position. *purrrrrs…*
30 Mar

What’s 3 pieces of advice you would give someone who is finally embracing their kink side… β€” Learn, explore, enjoy! http://4ms.me/eB4w9B
30 Mar

It is masturbation o’ clock!
28 Mar

I have had orgasms this week. More than I can count. But from others. Only makes me want more.
28 Mar

Just weighed myself. My BMI is now officially “normal”. At least something about me is normal.
27 Mar

Twice I mentioned to Sir the “no masturbating until I say so” rule still in effect. Twice he didn’t answer directly. Guess it’s still on.
26 Mar

I may not be playing #FucktoyFriday on Twitter today but I am in real life. See Sir & pet today. Serving another man tonight for Sir. (2/10)
25 Mar

Ten tweets per day. That may be more torture than no tweeting at all…
21 Mar

“Push yourself to do one thing a week outside your comfort zone.” Sir has that one covered, oh piece of chocolate wisdom… πŸ˜‰
21 Mar

Is anyone else ever surprised by the mental image that gets you off while masturbating?
21 Mar

Don’t you love it when they don’t read the bio? RT @PolyBiAsianGirl: @sgtfalconca asking where I am is just offensive and lazy.
20 Mar

@RebelNSFW Well, @stripeysoxrule and I are going to lay down plastic & see what fun we can have with pudding & cherries at my work. You?
19 Mar

I *really* need to organize the porn on my laptop. Looking for one thing among thousands is a pain. I keep stopping to masturbate!
18 Mar

I haven’t taken that level of pure pain or gone so deep into submission in a long time. I only could because it was you Sir. #FucktoyFriday
18 Mar

No blow that can hurt me now, I am beyond pain. But the lack of a tender touch from you cuts deep. I collapse sobbing & fly. #FucktoyFriday
18 Mar

I didn’t block him for the cock shot. But I did for not using complete words, capital letters, or punctuation. And getting on my nerves.
15 Mar

@willfulenslaved @saynine How about April 15th for Buttsex Day (since that’s a day so many in the US get fucked anyway…)
14 Mar

My favorite answer to my “What kinky/slutty/whatever thing do you carry” question yesterday was “Your phone number” from someone that has it
14 Mar

@FTFMaster My Sir wishes to thank you for calling me a ‘filthy cum sucking whore’. #FucktoyFriday
11 Mar

Monday is #SteakAndBJDay. Glad I don’t have to buy steaks for all the cocks I’ve sucked in front of Sir so far this year! #FucktoyFriday
11 Mar

I am getting her prepared for a date. πŸ˜‰ RT @Sassy0ne: @SlipperyWhnWhet @saynine aww why are you all torturing @slut_t shes so sweet
10 Mar

More please & thank you! “@slut_t has her phone on vibrate on her bare cunt under skirt at work until lunch. EVERYONE say “Hi” to her… ;)”
10 Mar

Hey everybody! @slut_t has her phone on vibrate on her bare cunt under skirt at work until lunch. EVERYONE say “Hi” to her… πŸ˜‰ Please RT!
10 Mar

FT? Must lose lots of buttons! β€œ@MuncherMr: Wanted: full time assistant, must be good at sewing buttons back onto my work shirts. #fuck”
9 Mar

<--- New avi. Looking at you Sir. :) http://yfrog.com/h231jjlj
7 Mar

“Cumpoo”… Mousse for sluts. *giggles*
5 Mar

I can’t breathe, but I look hot! #FucktoyFriday yfrog.com/h2f6nwyj
4 Mar

Fuck I’m horny!
3 Mar

I will do for you what I do for anyone @BuffaloDom4U. If your comments/conversations interest me I will follow back. Hint: Talk to my brain.
28 Feb Unfavorite Reply Delete

I jokingly said I was going to require “Hello my name is” tags on men btwn the navel & belt at my next party. So I would be able to see ’em.
27 Feb

Ya know what I want Friday? Triple penetration. Airtight. Is that too much for a girl to ask for? Oh, and preferably some pain during…
27 Feb

LOL! Just got a fetlife friend request. “Hi, I’m the guy you are sucking in that picture.” Gotta admit, he got my attention. πŸ™‚
26 Feb

“After the gangbang, the toilet will be off limits. You will be the toilet too. I will see they all drink lots of water.” #FucktoyFriday
25 Feb

“Now that they have all cum on you, let’s get you cleaned up slut.” The first hot stream of piss is followed by many others. #FucktoyFriday
25 Feb

Just read this but I know. πŸ˜‰ RT @curiousgeorge4u: who knows what a 71 is?
24 Feb

“So by that offer, you realize what you’re getting yourself into with me… Correct?” Why is it when they ask like that, it’s scary? *squirm
23 Feb

#HotAutoRepairChat “That lube did the trick. I busted the nut. I knew it busted, when fluid from the pressure starting coming out.”
23 Feb

My Wanton Wednesday pic: http://www.aslutsmemoir.com/2011/02/little-dress.html
23 Feb

You mean we don’t? RT @Kinky_Kouple: Got some good head today. She works it like she needs it to live. *wipes sweat*
22 Feb

I love fucking on boats! #JustSaying
22 Feb

Alaskan Winter Ale and Chicken Alfredo pizza. Yum!
22 Feb

A hot, experienced man in his 40’s or 50’s with the sexual stamina of a 19 year old is a VERY good friend to have. #randomthoughts
21 Feb

The human mind is infinite, and much of it is very dark and scary. #randomthoughts
21 Feb

Feeling lots of ‘this is going to hurt later’ parts of my body. Saying “Harder please” is rarely refused.
20 Feb

@lordundisputed Penalties for failed tasks I had during the week, and also for smart-assed comments. Yes, me! Know it’s hard to believe. πŸ˜‰
20 Feb

I am craving leather on my skin. I need to be a good girl today or he won’t beat me. #FucktoyFriday
18 Feb

I really hate it when an IM intended for one person ends up getting sent to another person. Inevitably the *worst* one to see it…
17 Feb

Lesson learned: Don’t be too stubborn to use a safeword when it’s really, really important. Not admitting defeat, it’s protecting property.
14 Feb

Photo: How did I get 1000 followers? Let’s celebrate with a pic & avi from the night I *didn’t* get what I… http://tumblr.com/xrx1ih9dgy
14 Feb

“I heard how you moaned like a whore.” Why yes, I tend to do that when I have fingers in my pussy… πŸ˜‰
13 Feb

“You’re perfect. My slut. My bitch. My whore. I love you.”
12 Feb

Photo: Next #FucktoyFriday pet… we will be fucktoys together… http://tumblr.com/xrx1hl2jvc
11 Feb

Sitting in a room full of people. Testing running way behind. Reading #FucktoyFriday tweets. Cunt throbbing.
11 Feb

*sigh* β€œ@ZeWitness: Contentment: I wrap you in the warm blanket as you sob from the whipping. #fucktoyfriday”
11 Feb

*mumbles* i would really like some cock…
10 Feb

Oh, yes it would. RT @mstr_blstr: @SlipperyWhnWhet Wouldnt it be better to wake up with your hair being pulled, and a cock in your mouth?
10 Feb

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