Oops, Did I tweet that?

A collection of the few tweets out of my ramblings that others thought were worth retweeting. Makes the most sense if you start at the bottom.
I had completely forgotten about many of these! Lots of giggles and good times. 🙂












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RE: Age Verification #FucktoyFriday http://tumblr.com/xyz1gn9q5b I put tape on DL covering all but year of birth & pic. Emailed pic. Easy.
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do you believe every sub or slave has the right to end any relationship at any time? — Yes. http://4ms.me/evwhQ4
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40 RT @MySecretLife01: Question of the day:How old do you have to be to be a cougar?
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No. Pussy trumps all. RT @curiousgeorge4u: @RainBouz remember, in the game of cock, Boobs, scissors the cock always wins. @jasperlust
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Thank you, but no horses… LOL! RT @Juancafe13: @SlipperyWhnWhet LMFAO. I just bet you will. You are a true #FuckToyFriday
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Photo: #FucktoyFriday “wet proof from Your pet :)” required after wearing plug during college presentation…. http://tumblr.com/xrx1fazs97
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Spin is on the washer. You have to put shoes in dryer 4 fun “@josephanthony69: @SlipperyWhnWhet lol there is always spin cycle on the dryer”
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I hate getting all comfortable & snuggly, then realizing I have to pee. :-/
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Why don’t malls have sex stores? I can get anything pierced, but can’t browse dildos. Just wondering.
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Note to self: Do NOT let anyone use your 18 hour bright red lipstick to write “SLUT” on your forehead again.
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Talking with @slut_t about being excited about tonight. “More than excitement. Raw fucking animal hunger.” A strong primal need. Yummy…
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Oh shit! Tomorrow I am the sub… I have been told I will tip the driver for the pizza! #FucktoyFriday
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Last night I used my fucktoy to satisfy some of my dark desires. Tomorrow night I will be the fucktoy and satisfy the rest! #FucktoyFriday
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Photo: Love this! Crave this! (Getting this tomorrow…) 😉 @willfulenslaved, you are the best! #fucktoyfriday: http://bit.ly/i0FOxo
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And I’m there again…*sigh* RT @Persephone_Raya: Photo: OMFG! That is too hot for words! #fucktoyfriday fucktoyfriday: http://bit.ly/fwRDUD
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“Schoolgirl cuffed and tied to table. Spanked. Exposed. Ready for their use.” Hot! Squirming thinking about this! #fucktoyfriday
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Enjoying my costume for Saturday, @slut_t poses. #FucktoyFriday http://yfrog.com/gzebgycj
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Collapsed… #FucktoyFriday 😉 Live tweet! http://yfrog.com/h0z6vvgj
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I love the mixed scents of sweat and sex!
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RT @WTFSexFacts: The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of pheromones.
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Gotta love the coolest husbands too! RT @MrRiskie: @SlipperyWhnWhet it is. My wife has never been so happy since she became a slut. X
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“To get to the Gooey Geyser, 1st you have to go across Bubble Bridge, then go over Muddy Mountain, & then you’ll get to the Gooey Geyser.”
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… but even kids’ shows make me horny. Yesterday Dora had to get to the “Gooey Geyser” and I took that all the wrong ways…
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Sometimes I think I understand some men’s fascination with taking a woman to glory holes. Sometimes I know I don’t.
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Hmm… Sill in that exposed and humiliated mode from last night. But I guess no one wants to see that video. #fucktoyfriday
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After making the bed I slept on the floor listening to you fuck her. I felt grateful to be allowed to serve you. #fucktoyfriday
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Last night listening to you fuck her even the most subtle movements of my finger on my clit were making me cum over and over. #fucktoyfriday
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The more you fuck, the more you want it, even after 13 hours? — Oh, yes! http://4ms.me/fdpJ6H
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Oh. It’s #fucktoyfriday! Can I still be a fucktoy if I’m not the one getting fucked? Hot as hell! http://bit.ly/eay5k3
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I never said “dominate” in my plan to “take over the world, one blow job at a time”. I plan to do it submissively. We hold all the power. 😉
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3 new posts: “Ten New Things I Did At The Gang Bang” http://bit.ly/hpc0BN “Greed” http://bit.ly/fHLvdW “Out To Lunch” http://bit.ly/hBHD1s
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IM: “really want to fill all ur holes at once.. so we need to d/p u and throat fuck u at the same time” My response: “See to it!”
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How do you feel about men wearing panties? — Not a turn on, but don’t care if they like it. http://4ms.me/fvbQtm
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Photo: Funny how blog traffic reflects my sex life…. http://tumblr.com/xrx1a8qc25
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Good word. And fitting. RT @mstr_blstr65: The word for the day is…Smitten!!! lol.lol
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94 hrs til I kneel at the door giving myself up to indescribable pain and torture. My only limit: I must walk out eventually. #FucktoyFriday
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I am going to have to stop the story here. More pics (and maybe even a video) on Tumblr. 😉 http://aslutsmemoir.tumblr.com/ #FucktoyFriday
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I pause to see you fucking, sucking, & cuming like a true whore. I see him sitting, watching. I smile & crawl to serve him. #FucktoyFriday
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Photo: I pause between cocks to tell you what a good girl you are being for me. #FucktoyFriday http://tumblr.com/xrx19f20yx
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Photo: He pulls us off the conf table & places us on our knees. Many cocks wait for us to get to work. #FucktoyFriday http://bit.ly/hcarIE
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Your entire body flushes as I spread you open. You struggle a bit. I smile at him & force you to cum. The men silently watch. #FucktoyFriday
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Then he speaks. Suddenly no one else is there. “Use this” I take the Hitachi. You groan as you hear that click. The men wait. #FucktoyFriday
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I handed him your leash, told him to present you to the men, and tell me what he wanted me to do you. For Him, not for them. #FucktoyFriday
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I retweeted you… Was it good for you? RT @WryGuy77: Twitter is much more fun when you consider “tweet” as a euphemism for orgasm
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Too many emails! I am not a good target audience for impotence meds and penis enlargement. I am a slut, and damned good at it.
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LOL! RT @mstr_blstr65: @SlipperyWhnWhet @Lovely_guyandy her and @slut_t were sucking and deep throating cocks like it Was there last meal!!
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You would know. RT @mstr_blstr65: @Lovely_guyandy @SlipperyWhnWhet A slut like that ?? She doesnt gag on a 10 inch cock..shes a super slut
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Such a natural slut! RT @slut_t: i think this is one of favorites 🙂 http://yfrog.com/hs6vbnj
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Photo: Me finally calling mercy at the party. This guy was HUGE and splitting me apart in every way! http://tumblr.com/xrx1856rzj
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Forcing @slut_t to orgasm in front of a room full of strange men as an appetizer was very, very fun. *evil chuckle*
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Such a sweet talker! From a new friend: “Any girl that can take that much cock, and cum, and still want more, is my kinda slut..!!”
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Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, polka dots. 😉 @slut_t
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Slut… 😉 RT @slut_t: Yes to spanking 🙂 RT @SlipperyWhnWhet: @elderwood10 I do hope you can handle sharing… 😉 Love the spankings!!
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Then follow @saynine too RT @stevoo69: coolio. Will read n wank mmm I love to be kicked in the balls (weird I know) and roughly ass fucked x
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Hmm… I wonder how many naked bodies that conference table could hold… Let’s find out!
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So who will be in the Seattle area on Friday and wants to come to a Gangbang/Orgy with me & @slut_t?
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Yes. It is. :-* RT @Slut_T: Time to take the tree down on the Avi, Happy New Years Eve everyone
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That seems to be her normal work uniform lately. LOL! RT @kinky4me: @SlipperyWhnWhet @slut_t butt plug? Clamps on the nipples?
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@slut_t BTW, how’s that homework coming?
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I am flattered! RT @Mollysdailykiss: @SlipperyWhnWhet For being the naughtiest, dirtiest bad girl in my tweeter feed by far…she rock! #FF
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This slut needs some sleep if she is going to misbehave properly. 😉
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But I can’t help wishing I was hung on the Xmas Cross with care…
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I fucked an elected official?!?! Maybe I shouldn’t have washed that dress. 😉 (P.S. I recommend separate ‘fun’ & ‘work’ email accounts.)
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It’s hard for regular life to compete with my #FucktoyFriday fantasies, but right now my IMs & emails are even hotter!!! I love my life! 🙂
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I open myself & arch my back. Your grip in my hair tightens.I know this will hurt. You pull out to savor the screams again. #FucktoyFriday
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“No Sir! Please! I’ve changed my mind!” “Tie her to that table, gentlemen. All holes are open, and I want to hear screaming.” #FucktoyFriday
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“I need to be fucking torn apart!” I said, begging. He chuckles. “Careful what you ask for slut.” He removes the blindfold. #FucktoyFriday
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Party Invite: “Fucked in all holes, dp, anal, oral, pussy/tits played with, spanked and then completely covered in hot cum.” #FucktoyFriday
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“Good slut” you say as the last load of cum hits my face. Feeling it dripping down my body, I smile. #FucktoyFriday http://yfrog.com/gy7ugbj
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Sometimes “As you wish” comes from tightly clentched teeth…
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I have never tried these. Too bad I have none here. (@slut_t) RT @suburban_slut: another day, another binder clip. http://twitpic.com/3ghe1v
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Kind of like me & talking… LOL! RT @beyourcommander: @SlipperyWhnWhet Not into random people cuddling me-sex is fine though. 8)
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If I am a bisexual, sadomasochistic switch does that just mean I can’t make up my mind? 😉
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Hand, paddle, crop, flogger, dildos, buttplug, bullets, Hitachi, clover clamps, nails, teeth, ginger & @slut_t. Choc chip cookie dough too!
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The scents of freshly peeled ginger… pussy… and weed… mmm… She has no idea what is about to happen to her… 😉
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Oops! Too late… Lol! “@felatiorules: @SlipperyWhnWhet post pics!”
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Fuck! That’s still four more weeks! Thank god for girl sex… and dildos… and my own personal fucktoy… @slut_t #FucktoyFriday
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Trembling… My resolve is so weak at this moment. Squirming… I NEED cock so fucking bad right fucking now! Panting… #FucktoyFriday
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Holding my legs shut for the best. But my slut side is screaming! RT @whteryno: @SlipperyWhnWhet why so long without any dick in your life?
She got all silly. Bratty. Best punishment? Neglect.
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Which avi would be sexier for @slut_t? “Legs” http://yfrog.com/646340j or “Chains” http://yfrog.com/mthdn0j Please retweet.
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Me. Her. A four poster canopy bed. And a suitcase stuffed full of sexual torture devices…
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On display, you hear my camera. “These are your ‘before’ pictures. I may only share them with Sir, or I may tweet this live.” #FucktoyFriday
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I uncuff you & drag you off the bed by your leash. I shove you down face first. You feel the ottoman, moaning. “Kneel on it!” #FucktoyFriday
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“It doesn’t matter if you’re begging me to continue, or to stop. I don’t care. You are my toy & I feel like painting it red.” #FucktoyFriday
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I kiss the mark and lick up your back. I trace your neck with my tongue. “Beg me to hurt you now.” Muffled, you beg. #FucktoyFriday
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I don’t have any. Normally my mouth & cunt are… you guessed it… slippery and wet. LOL! RT @saynine: Yes I would 😉 #FucktoyFriday
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This Saturday I am to top my girlfriend. She wants me to beat her. Should be an interesting night.
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Apparently my mouth is a commodity. 😉
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You may touch yourself. After you cum. suck that vibrator clean and tell us all about it. @RainBouz #FucktoyFriday
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Tingling, throbbing, hot, dripping cunt. Aching to be filled. Mmm. RT @RainBouz: squirming, unused. Wet and wanton…. #FuckToyFriday *sobs
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Still one of my favorite videos. How to Dominate a Turkey… http://youtu.be/t9-gvDvpAGE
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I am stunned how quickly a stubborn smart-assed masochist can be reduced to a groveling, bootlicking slave with just a few words.
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On a brighter note, I just requested the 4th off from work for an orgy.
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Clothes are in the dryer. Time to get naked, wet, and rub myself all over.
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I roll her off both of us and on to her back, settling between her thighs ass up & ready. Time to settle this bet, my way. 😉 #FucktoyFriday
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I used His toy to satisfy my Dom as well, placing her on his cock as I clawed her back and bit her neck. “Ride him good slut” #FucktoyFriday
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“There will be a price for allowing you to use My toy. You will kneel down before Me slut. You will serve My whims again.” #FucktoyFriday
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She wore panties He picked out for me. My orders: make her cum. I was allowed to use His toy to satisfy the bet. A gift. #FucktoyFriday
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She & I both had another man in our heads too. Serving two Doms together, only one there. I lost a bet & earned the prize. 😉 #FucktoyFriday
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How many people do you see in this picture? http://yfrog.com/b53u0rj #FucktoyFriday
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It’s your party Sir. I’m just the ride. #FucktoyFriday
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Fingers wrapped in my hair. You hold me while yet another man prepares to sodomize me. “Good Girl.” #FucktoyFriday http://yfrog.com/5tjfloj
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When they came on me it felt like hot rain. Every drop searing my tingling nerves, cooling & running all over. Hot video. ;P #FucktoyFriday
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Hold this chain from the clamps in your teeth & keep it taut. If you don’t keep those nipples stretched I am going to stop. #FucktoyFriday
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My face flushes as you tell me to play the video of me fucking all those men. You tell me I did well & you are proud. Prrr… #FucktoyFriday
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You just hold the legs while I slip my fist up inside your slut’s cunt. Let me show you how a woman does it. #FucktoyFriday
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@Mollysdailykiss Men don’t pack. They throw stuff in bags. Takes no time at all.
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Do you think prostitution should be legalised? — Yes. With required medical benefits provided. http://4ms.me/duhW8u
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Eat, tweet, sleep.
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Got out of bed soaking wet. What a way to start the day!
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Me: Sir, what if I win? she will lick me to two? Him: Correct. (who cares who wins the damn game now?)
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Just bet on Washington to win tonight. Then told if I lose I have to lick her to two orgasms. Go whoever-else-is-playing… 😉
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Just realized I worked my entire shift wearing a cock ring on my wrist. *grin* Blame my kids. “Mommy, what’s this?” “Um… a bracelet, see?”
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Why I’m smiling. Story behind THIS avi. Heard “Good girl. Now lift your ass back up. There’s another man behind you waiting to fuck it.” 😀
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Yay! I am on @saynine‘s blog with his hot #FucktoyFriday audio! http://j.mp/biqi37
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Even as I am screaming “No” my back arches, my knees move back into position, my ass strains for the next sensation. #FucktoyFriday
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“… tweet that pic, with the hashtag…” Yes, Poppa. http://yfrog.com/j7i2ooj #FucktoyFriday @saynine
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@saynine My goal was to keep my hands out of my pants this morning.
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Blindfolded. Spreader bar. Arms cuffed behind hooked to chain from ceiling. I hear the noises, the voices. I tremble. #FucktoyFriday
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“You will not get a ballgag slut. Your mouth isn’t going to get off that easy.” #FucktoyFriday @sprocket7472
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RT @cunningminx: And just for fun: sex toy drive-thru opens in Alabama: http://bit.ly/a74UqY
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“You like knowing I can see into your need. You feel transparent and naked to me.” Fucking hot!!!
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Chat- Me: “My body is for your use this evening Sir.” Him: “It’s for my use anytime slut.” *squirm*
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The orgasm (orgasms?) didn’t stop. My mind kept trying to leave my body & fly. I tried to shut out the sensations. Fought in my mind. Lost.
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When I am craving pain, I need real pain. Not that I can give myself. I need to be tied up, beaten into oblivion, fucked raw. Online can’t.
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I really needed the titty grab and ass grope I just got. 🙂
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I *technically* didn’t call my safe word but @sprocket7472 says screaming “Don’t touch me!” at the sound of Hitachi turning on counts… 😉
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Proudly enjoying the looks I am getting on the ferry. Yup! I’m a slut! 😀 – via PhotoWizard http://twitpic.com/34n58n
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Crossing my fingers hoping my date tonight doesn’t get canceled. Have a back up date, but was so looking forward to this! @sprocket7472
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My youngest just asked me to spank her. Then said I wasn’t doing it hard enough. Well, I do call her mini me… :-/
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@Mollysdailykiss @SinfulSophia @DomSigns @Elle_LeRenard Me too… “reminder to self….wear panties to orgy”
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@DomSigns @Mollysdailykiss @SinfulSophia Well that put an end to that! Now back to girl sex!
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Fuck! Chatting with her is making me hot! @sprocket7472
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@sprocket7472 Your other sub and I are chatting about double ended dildos and butt plugs. You’re missing out! 😉
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@dragon_mage Trying to protect the guilty. LOL!
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Slut = gets the man you wanted. Whore = gets ALL the men you wanted (via @DeviousbyDesign) LOVE IT!!!
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@saynine But my favorite is this. Felt very much like a fucktoy. #fucktoyfriday http://bit.ly/cyZMhp
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@saynine Wish I could put some of those others here.
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You need to tie me up well. My body will fight this no matter how much I crave it! #fucktoyfriday (And yet, they don’t listen @sprocket7472)
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Keep the line moving. Everyone will get a turn. #fucktoyfriday
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Gentlemen, I am here for all of you to use. #fucktoyfriday
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I want all of you to cum on my face. #FucktoyFriday
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You are Mine. I own you. Now bend over and lick her while I fuck you. #FucktoyFriday (and what I heard last night.) 😉
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Amen!!! RT @badbadgirlx: #tweetyour16yroldself There’s NOTHING wrong with liking sex. Don’t let those bitches get you down.
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Wanton Wednesday post now showing up on http://wantonwednesday.wordpress.com/ Thanks again @DangerousLilly!
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The beginning of “Round One”. Starting to relax… 😉 – via PhotoWizard http://twitpic.com/33hqqj
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There goes my mind again… “@willfulenslaved: Hmm… all of the sudden I’m wanting two cocks to please.”
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@scentofsade 고맙습니다, 선생님.
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One year ago tonight I discovered I was a masochist. No one was more surprised than I. A very wonderful & painful memory. (No pun intended.)
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Ugh! I don’t want to be awake. My dreams were so nice!
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Now all I can think about is fucking and I have to go back in and act professional. Those waves of pleasure still running thru me…
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Bad pic from yesterday “Example: If you are taking picture and aren’t wearing your glasses, put them down. ;P http://plixi.com/p/53874831
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Email from fetlife guy I’ve talked to for a while: “It was nice fucking you today” Dont know which one he was. Didn’t know he would be there
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My face will be *beet red* walking into that hotel. The staff will be expecting me. They will know why I am there. *trembling*
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Reassurances from party planner. LOL! “Maybe at your next party you can bring a fluffer along to take some of the pressure off of you… :)”
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@avgguysexinfo So far the Hitachi followed by the Rabbit. More research is needed though. 😉
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RT @blufftoniancom: If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. – Tallulah Bankhead
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“*Please* cum play. I was a good girl last week…” Me begging for cock via messenger. 🙂
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Bits of lunch conversation: “Will you be fucking me as well?” “Yes. At least twice.” “I was hoping you would say that.”
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“Make me laugh, think, or cum.” Guys, you should do one & two before attempting three. Better shot that way. Username can do one or both. 😉
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My “fuck a football team” comment earlier was only partly a joke. Actually realizing what I have gotten myself into.
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The threesome post (a new first for me, and a first for her): http://bit.ly/bEgjtG
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What does a girl have to do to get properly beaten around here?
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It is funny to receive an email & open it only to find naked pics of myself that I hadn’t seen before. Got my pic now for an older post.
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“Suspended in my use like a pain puppet. You were lovely.” Sadists say the sweetest things!
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Been there, done that. Miss Italy! RT @WTFSexFacts: In Italy, it’s legal to have sex in a public bathroom as long as you keep the door shut.
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Me too! 😉 RT @XDustinEFLX: @SlipperyWhnWhet: Good stuff. I hope the next column gets posted soon.
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Sometimes it is so good to be a girl! 😉 Made three “booty calls” and first just called back. Cock is such a wonderful thing.
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Turn off unless from hubby! 😀 RT @willfulenslaved: Sound off! Being told “I love you” by your partner during sex–turn on, or turn off?
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Fair warning…http://bit.ly/c31mQG
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Should I be proud or concerned that someone using a “U.S. House Of Representatives” computer is on my blog?
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She found her rapist on Craigslist… but he hasn’t raped her… yet… (Hellacious mindfuck!) http://curiousshrew.blogspot.com
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Today’s spacey tweets have been brought to you by the letter “P” and the number “Ow”.
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RT @jcx27: #QOTD: Normal is not something to aspire to, it’s something to get away from.
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I just love it when two friends hit it off so well. Tee hee! Maybe I should become a Madam. (Happy Sunday @hubman38!)
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Enjoy! 😉 (Yes, I pimp my friends. LOL!) @hubman38 “I have a breakfast date soon, thanks to @SlipperyWhnWhet who introduced me to a friend”
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*sigh* I love being used as a toy, a tool, between two people… each trying to please the other more.
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Aaarrrggghhh!!! I WANT SEX!!! Have I mentioned that patience is not one of my virtues?
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Um… Wow… 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records http://shelovessex.com/2010/05/13-freakishly-sexy-world-records/
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Trying to find a pic for a post showing the beauty of a woman in pain. Haven’t found it yet. Keep stopping to masturbate.
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She who laughs last thinks slowest, but she who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
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RT @BlueeyedTash: You can suffer by not having a certain person in your life. But, you can suffer more by actually having them in your life.
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Some of the most beautiful words a woman can say to her man: “I want you to fuck her and make her cum for me.”
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I would work there RT @Echo2976: @willfulenslaved I dream of starting a company and hiring only “like-minded” employees where anything goes.
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Opinions sought- Consensual Nonconsent. Did he cross the line or not? I say no. My friends say yes. http://bit.ly/cKss1X
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I never get tired of hearing “That was the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life!” #DeepThroatSkills 😉
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Nice! RT @quotestanhope The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They’ll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that’s bullshit.”
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BTW “나는 그렇게 되길 바랍니다!” means “I sure hope so!” in response to @scentofsade asking if my hairstyle Friday was going to be a new trend. ;D
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@scentofsade “Maybe the tendency looks like same even though people in other countries.” A slut is a slut- any country and any language. 😀
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“I ask so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.”
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Forced orgasms are easier when someone else does it. I wonder what punishment Sir will come up with for me NOT cuming. This will be a first!
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