A Slut’s Life In 140 Characters Or Less (Part 5)



This has been a Tweety kind of weekend. Since I am going to be occupied all morning, hopefully this will entertain until I write about more sluttiness… πŸ˜‰

Screw “multiple” orgasms, I want “innumerable” orgasms! Glad I have a friend with a fetish for that! 12hrs to go.
about 4 hours ago via web

Decision made… Masturbate first… Then eat… Then masturbate again…. πŸ˜‰ Is it time for breakfast on Monday yet? 19 1/2 hours… *sigh*
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

We know… RT @hubman38 @RebeccaAmmon @HisOtherWife Thanks ladies! But I’m warning you, complimenting me will only lead to more pictures πŸ˜‰
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@hubman38 How wanton of you! πŸ˜‰
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hubman38

Now I have an Italian memory dilema… Do I eat first or masturbate first? *sigh*
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Italy memory: Fucking at abandoned WWII outpost on mountain top overlooking Gulf of Gaeta, Serapo Bay, & Monte Orlando (on HOT car hood) Wow
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Yay! The chef is off to Seattle’s Pikes Place Market. Told him to bring back fresh mozzerella, rutic bread, tomatos, and basil. Capresegasm!
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@cunningminx Why thank you for sharing me with your friends… well cyber sharing at least… πŸ˜‰
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cunningminx

Talking about Italy… Now the slow cooked pot roast dinner being prepared in my kitchen by an actual chef right now seems less appealing…
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

The SlipperyWhnWhet Daily is out http://paper.li/SlipperyWhnWhet – featuring @LottaNawty @cunningminx @TBK365
about 13 hours ago via Paper.li

@saynine It was good for me too… πŸ˜‰ something about veggies grown in volcanic soil. Mmm… Good thing I live near Ranier.
about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saynine

@saynine Did you just have a little #foodgasm? πŸ˜‰
about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saynine

@saynine I do miss the food I had living in the Campania region of Italy… but not the lack of functioning public waste disposal systems…
about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saynine

@saynine Yuk! But now I want a Caprese sandwich on crusty, rustic bread… Fresh Mozzerella di Bufala, basil, tomatoes grown on Vesuvius…
about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saynine

@saynine What? No tomatoes?
about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saynine

23 1/2 hours… Not that I am looking forward to being breakfast or anything… ;D
about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Last time I work a 24hr shift on National Orgasm Day! Missed it by 30 minutes. πŸ™ Next year taking a personal holiday. #NOD
about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

My kind of chaperone! RT @1nvictus “Man dming was so slow last night, I had to go into the social room and break up conversations.”
about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 1nvictus

@1nvictus that’s the kind of “chaperone” I like! ;D
about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 1nvictus

Need to remember belt, buy smaller pants, or start wearing underwear…
July 31, 2010 10:40:50 PM PDT via Twitter for iPhone
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You seem to be having a good time fucking around slut.… β€” Oh wow. Ouch! I did say “Fuck my mind. Ask me a questi… http://4ms.me/awEWR5
9:44 PM Jul 31st via formspring.me

Damn… Now it’s getting hot and wet in here… Well, maybe just in my pants… I hate #NonConsentualOrgasmRestriction!! Missing #NOD!
8:28 PM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone

@MsTigerx ;D (I wish…) Maybe when I am the breakfast buffet on Monday…
8:25 PM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MsTigerx

@willfulenslaved Yes, yes, and yes. Don’t forget the hot sauce, ginger, and Wahl!
8:23 PM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willfulenslaved

@willfulenslaved I am stuck at work also known as #NonConsentualOrgasmRestriction. Zero for me til everything is done. Have one for me! ;D
8:20 PM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willfulenslaved

I think my balls and plug are going in before I vacuum this huge house. Gotta entertain myself somehow… πŸ˜‰
8:18 PM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone

Fuck my mind… please… Ask me questions… Http://formspring.me/slipperywhnwhet
6:40 PM Jul 31st via web

Yes, yes it does. ;D RT @willfulenslaved Ok, wearing a butt-plug and having to fart suddenly puts one in a very interesting situation.
3:05 PM Jul 31st via web

Having a bad web day… Changed http://slipperywhnwhet.info to http://aslutsmemoir.com. Now I can’t get anything to work. Aaarrrggghhh!!!
11:04 AM Jul 31st via Twitter for iPhone

Odd request: Need US quarters from Missouri and Puerto Rico. Will pay mailing cost. Please RT and DM me. :*
8:21 PM Jul 30th via Twitter for iPhone

This has been an up, down, up, down kind of day… and not in a way that’s fun… 8/
7:13 PM Jul 30th via Twitter for iPhone

New Blog Post: A Slut’s Life in 140 Characters Or Less (Part 4) http://bit.ly/cQFgTI
5:36 PM Jul 30th via twitterfeed

New Blog Post: Stop The Ride! I Wanna Get Off! http://bit.ly/9Ef4mF
5:30 PM Jul 30th via twitterfeed

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