* For those of you that might be trying to follow along, we are not talking tonight about the same guy I talked to this morning. 😉
ME: You there? Switched back to computer
C: Yes, I am here
C: I haven’t worn a dress for about 10 years
ME: I rarely do, but the dress code for the show was “sexy”
C: I would have worn what I always do
C: Black, black, black
ME: Wrap around dress only held shut by about 6″ sewn in front. It was black
ME: Went past sexy and went for slutty
ME: Only problem is the stairs on the ferry are wind tunnels
ME: As well as the upper deck
C: What kind of undies?
ME: Black lacy cheeky panties with stockings
ME: Easy access
ME: Top and bottom
C: Good girl
ME: Started my date out by saying I wanted a pic of me on that cross at with the curtain open at sunset over the lake
C: What do people thing when they go into his house, and see that cross?
C: It’s super sexy
C: But, then I am a weirdo and think things like that are sexy
ME: Can’t miss it… But he hangs an old life ring and ship’s wheel on it…
C: Well that is interesting
C: Did you get on there?
C: I have never been on one
ME: I think it is hot as hell this is built in to this nice cabin
ME: Haven’t been on it yet…
ME: Teased him a bit on it in my bra and panties the other night…
C: Maybe you SHOULD introduce me to this guy!
C: He seems to be a rare find
C: AND very, very naughty
C: Just the type I like
ME: Let me test drive him a bit for you…. k?
C: No sweat
C: I’m kidding
ME: Believe me if I recommend a man it’s because I KNOW what I am talking about
C: Yes….that is a nice service that you provide
C: Couldn’t resist
ME: And once again blood flow has been diverted from my mind to other parts of my body…
C: Give hubby fair warning that he will be performing again tonight…..back by popular demand
ME: If I am still up when he gets home…
ME: Fair warning… I have corrupted many of my female friends…
C: Well, you would have to introduce me to the most amazing men
C: Sweet, smart, kind, fucking HOT in the sack
ME: I will start shopping for you…
C: Ok you do that
C: If only it were that easy
C: It’s not for me
C: I think WAY too much
ME: There are cures for that…
ME: Well, if you could relax and enjoy enough to get there…
ME: I was thinking more about getting tied up and sensuously tormented by some talented man…
C: Oh! Well that sounds ok too!
ME: Guaranteed to get your brain good and focused…
ME: Very in the moment
ME: Damn… Now I have totally distracted myself…
C: Silly gargoyle
ME: Sorry… Thinking about crosses…
C: Crosses and cocks and crops oh my!
ME: OMG that’s an awesome combo!
ME: And so stolen for my twitter status…
C: You may have it
ME: Thank you
ME: ROFLMAO…. what were we talking about anyway?
C: I don’t remember
C: Something about you distracting yourself
ME: The three “C”s
ME: Damn. I wish I could go over there right now
C: Over to his place?
C: I’ll be back in a few
C: Landlord the fuck AGAIN!!!
C: Can’t he leave me alone?
ME: Fuck him…
ME: (You know it’s different when I say that…)
ME: Computer restarted
ME: Damn I hate it when that happens. 😉
ME: At least mine didn’t start installing updates
ME: Wow…long time… ARE you fucking him?